theliesofeden:

The Boston Marathon was bombed.

There was an explosion at JFK library.

Obama was almost sent poison.

There was a fire and enormous explosion at a Texas fertiliser plant.

MIT is under lock down because a gun man shot and killed a campus officer.

What.

The fuck.

Is going.

On.

macchabee:

promo4homo:

dear old nicki

SAY IT ISNT SO

yugosadai:

Mother fucker

pollums:

michelles-demon:

remember that time “life of pi” made hundreds of thousands of dollars and all the artists that made 90% of the movie got fired without being paid

read about it here

HEY THIS IS IMPORTANT!

volvata:

tom preston

dickmark:

itsamatterofgoodtimeing:

dickmark:

People who write “<3” on a paper instead of just drawing a heart

that gif just made me want to cum forever like mmm im horny for sloths

????

?

?? ??? ?

princessgoat:

oh

sweater-senpai:

WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THE PLURAL OF COW IS KINE, DICTIONARY.COM???

legendofserket:

what

is

going

on

allanwolf:

aka-thelamb:

charman-ders:

13 years of school and im still not sure if its “grey” or “gray”

Gray is for a darker shade, closer to black. (Hence the A. blAck).
Grey is for a lighter shade, closer to white. (Hence the E. whitE). 

I never knew that D:

coffeeandcastiel:

madokakaname:

my most vivid memory of being in the homestuck fandom is the time that jake was introduced and an hour later there was porn of him with a gun up his ass

secret-soup:

lexyim:

I think I just died

SHUT THE FUCK UP This is my girlfriend! HAHAHA! Oh man she’s going to be so happy when she sees this she was so fucking proud of herself.