- Me: Yeah, so... Napoleon Bonaparte...
- Friend: Wait- what? What's his last name?
- Me: Who? Napoleon?
- Friend: Yeah.
- Me: Bonaparte. Napoleon Bonaparte.
- Friend: I thought it was Dynamite.... Napoleon... Dynamit- no? no? ok.
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
- Me: i don't want to live on this planet anymore.



