» this actually happened...
Me: Yeah, so... Napoleon Bonaparte...
Friend: Wait- what? What's his last name?
Me: Who? Napoleon?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: Bonaparte. Napoleon Bonaparte.
Friend: I thought it was Dynamite.... Napoleon... Dynamit- no? no? ok.
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
Me: i don't want to live on this planet anymore.