Just who do you think I am!?
I have no affiliation with you!
-Franziska von Karma
lgbt= straight people, sassy gay boys, or something else
Wasabi Candy Canes - You know they’re Wasabi Candy Canes, but to everyone else they look like normal mint-flavored green-striped candy canes. Of course, when they grab one, instead of the minty goodness they’ll be expecting, they get a mouthful of horseradishy heat!
oh that is positively evil
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THESE THINGS. My mom literally brought these home today and didn’t tell me. sO I JUST WALKED UP AND SAW THESE CANDY CANES ON THE MOTHER FUCKING TREE AND THOUGHT THEY WERE SOME SORT OF WATERMELON OR GREEN APPLE AND I GOT WASABI. MY MOM WAS LAUGHING AT ME. ALL I COULD TASTE WAS COLD HARD BETRAYAL
Meet Cleverbot. She has intense mood swings, and is genderfluid. (In some…freaky way.) She’s good at getting references, awkward with romance, and has a terrible memory.
Steam’s going to have to get used to it.
She wants the D(inosaur).
#2. Ravished by the Triceratops
Beliria is a cavewoman who sets out to prove her worth to the tribe by bringing down the most fearsome beast of the grasslands: a three-horned dinosaur! Everyone’s pretty stoked about this, because, as [Christie] Sims is sure to detail in the extended opening sequence, they use the dinosaurs for food, tools, rendering fat into lamp oil, and so on. Seriously, she goes on like this forever. It’s kind of like those chapters in Moby-Dick that are all about the minutiae of whaling, except that — unless I’m misremembering high school English — Captain Ahab and the white whale don’t end up fucking each other at the end.
What the ACTUAL fuck. Seriously, read this article and get back to me.
Happy Sunday, everyone!
Connor upon killing Haytham in Assassin’s Creed: Forsaken.
Connor was crying when he stabbed his father…
I really like that everyone just kinda assumes that Leon is totally the less-than-helpful wingman to Ishimaru and Mondo
I like that a lot