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mikeyetc:

scarvenrot:

A misunderstanding.

Oh no.  ;_;  The feels…

striderkind:

ostolero:

chuckquizmo:

how long until “leg joke is dead” jokes are dead 

until they drink the brown potion

fUCK

(Source: hokeyfright)

Mebs: So what do you do in typical days?
Me: PC. Watch videos.
Mebs: Don't you talk with anyone?
Me: *glares* I talk with my internet friends.
Maica: Internet friends? How do you make internet friends?
Me: You talk to them about similar interests.
Maica: Where do you talk to them?
Me: ...on the internet?
Maica: So, internet.com?
Me:
What the fuck, woman.

haltyouvebeencaptored:

deadling:

godtierar:

titancheetah001:

godtierar:

yes im a gurl

ys i play videogames

…..

Haha no.

You’re just a prostitute with a controller and a duck face.

You have NO IDEA what gaming is really like, huh?

I’m very dissappointed in you. -.- Bitch.

…you do realize that this was a cosplay right

and that the entire setup is a huge joke, in-character or not?

oh my god

;alksdjf;sl

Click to play
( 21999 plays )

suckmyphallus:

(Source: pulpfanfiction)

neitzarr:

Jade and Karkat discovering CARS.Dave saves Jade from said cars she wants to hug.Karkat freaks out.And John drinks a slurpy/ie.

neitzarr:

Jade and Karkat discovering CARS.
Dave saves Jade from said cars she wants to hug.
Karkat freaks out.
And John drinks a slurpy/ie.

NO, MY SHIP IS SINKING!

trainsgochuchu:

HUSSIE NO YOU AND HIMARUYA WERE MEANT TO BE

DON’T CHEAT ON HIM WITH DANTE

(Source: turntechskullkid)

this actually happened...

Me: Yeah, so... Napoleon Bonaparte...
Friend: Wait- what? What's his last name?
Me: Who? Napoleon?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: Bonaparte. Napoleon Bonaparte.
Friend: I thought it was Dynamite.... Napoleon... Dynamit- no? no? ok.
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
Me: i don't want to live on this planet anymore.

outrageousineptitude:

Comic by kazerad.

(Source: zindrozaan)

yousaypsycholikeitsabadthing:

thatkinkyambassador:

perlas-ng-silanganan:

alfred-fucking-jones:

WHO IS THAT WHO IS THAT WHO IS THAT

THAT WORD THAT IS POINTING TO THAT DUDE IS JAPANESE FOR “MALE”???

RIGHT

IDK

HDJKSDLFHRSDKJNGDJN SPAAAAAINNNN

….

Either that girl is a South American country…

Or it is Philippines….

….

….

Will she finally be official? ;____;

I CAN’T READ THE KANJI PROPERLY

BUT THE LAST PART SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT A GIRL, AND A MAID

I’M NOT EVEN SURE WHAT THE SHIRT SAYS

IT’S SOMETHING LIKE “TAKE NO KO UKODO” OR “TAKE NO KO RANIDO”

I CAN’T READ IT PROPERLY OMG

I JUST HOPE IT’S PIRI-CHAN ;A;

GUYS GUYS GUYS

IT’S MEXICO.

/shot

please let it be Philippines

(Source: tin-can)

Fuuka writes some fanfiction

easybakeaigis:

“It was a lonely winter night when Minato and Akihiko finally gave in to their base desires…”

Hey, Fuuka! What’cha writing?

*gasp*W-What!? Nothing! Nothing at all! I’m not writing anything!

Uhh…okay. Carry on…

“…’Oh, Minato! I can’t take it anymore!’ Akihiko said as he tore off his shirt-“

Fuuka, can I-

NO, GO AWAY!

F-Forget I even asked…

“…’I, too, cannot control myself any longer,’ Minato said.”

“Slowly, Minato pulled out his hungry, pulsating-“

Yamagishi-

FUCK ME, HE SAID, THRUSTING HIS HIPS FORWARD!

I mean, uh…what do you want?

meowgon:

urbananchorite:

madseason:

LOL I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DRAW A TUX…

Fancy crossdressing dave/rose!

DAVE STRIDER IS WORKING IT LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

later rose bends him over the table in a classy and sophisticated manner

TYPE YOUR NAME: habu
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: habuy
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: habu
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: nbzbujh
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.

RIDICULOUS ‘UNDERAGE NUDITY’ LAW

RIDICULOUS