mikeyetc:

scarvenrot:

A misunderstanding.

Oh no.  ;_;  The feels…

striderkind:

ostolero:

chuckquizmo:

how long until “leg joke is dead” jokes are dead 

until they drink the brown potion

fUCK

REBLOG | Posted 2 years ago With 134 notes
tags: #I can't
Mebs: So what do you do in typical days?
Me: PC. Watch videos.
Mebs: Don't you talk with anyone?
Me: *glares* I talk with my internet friends.
Maica: Internet friends? How do you make internet friends?
Me: You talk to them about similar interests.
Maica: Where do you talk to them?
Me: ...on the internet?
Maica: So, internet.com?
Me:
What the fuck, woman.

haltyouvebeencaptored:

deadling:

godtierar:

titancheetah001:

godtierar:

yes im a gurl

ys i play videogames

…..

Haha no.

You’re just a prostitute with a controller and a duck face.

You have NO IDEA what gaming is really like, huh?

I’m very dissappointed in you. -.- Bitch.

…you do realize that this was a cosplay right

and that the entire setup is a huge joke, in-character or not?

oh my god

;alksdjf;sl

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suckmyphallus:

neitzarr:

Jade and Karkat discovering CARS.
Dave saves Jade from said cars she wants to hug.
Karkat freaks out.
And John drinks a slurpy/ie.

» NO, MY SHIP IS SINKING!

trainsgochuchu:

HUSSIE NO YOU AND HIMARUYA WERE MEANT TO BE

DON’T CHEAT ON HIM WITH DANTE

» this actually happened...
Me: Yeah, so... Napoleon Bonaparte...
Friend: Wait- what? What's his last name?
Me: Who? Napoleon?
Friend: Yeah.
Me: Bonaparte. Napoleon Bonaparte.
Friend: I thought it was Dynamite.... Napoleon... Dynamit- no? no? ok.
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
Me: i don't want to live on this planet anymore.

outrageousineptitude:

Comic by kazerad.